Bacchus “The Bullet” Named CFO: Chief Fetching Officer

Prime Real Estate Partners is pleased to announce the appointment of Bacchus “The Bullet” Patin as Chief Fetching Officer (CFO). While this position is not seen in many, if any, other real estate brokerages, Bacchus has earned the title according to the company’s broker/owner, Joy Patin.
“During this week’s team meeting, Bacchus displayed extreme restraint and caused no major interruptions with his persistent desire to retrieve. Therefore, I decided he is now ready for the title he’s been seeking since the company was established 3 1/2 years ago,” commented Joy.
“Woof woof,” said Bacchus (which translates to: “It’s an honor to officially be named part of the team. Now please throw the ball.”)
In his new position, Bacchus’ duties will be much as they have always been: relieving stress and promoting short breaks by bringing tennis balls and plush toys to team members and guests.
You can email Bacchus directly via woofmail at

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